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Once husband and wife were setting their computer password
Husband said, put mypenis and after listening wife laughed by seeing error on the computer, its not enough.

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y were males created b4 females?
Cos u always need a rough draft b4 d final copy.

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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue all over u...wanna feel u in my mouth...yep, tat's how you...eat an ice cream!

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs 2 track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as 1 of d dogs is reading this.

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There was a cop on his horse waiting 2 cross d road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' d cop said, ''did Santa bring it 2 u?''

''Yep,'' d little boy said, ''he sure did!''

d cop looked at d bike n while handing d boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa 2 put a license plate on d back of it.''

2 go along with d cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse u got their sir,
did Santa bring it 2 u?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said d cop.

d little boy looked up at d cop n said, ''Next ar tell Santa 2 put
the dick underneath d horse instead of on top.''

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A woman in d bar says that she wants 2 have plastic surgery 2 enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, u don't need surgery 2 do that. I know how 2 do it without surgery."

d lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled d lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, bt it worked 4 ur ass."

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A bum comes up 2 d front door of a very expensive house n raps gently on d door. When d rich owner answers, d bum asks him, "Please, sir, could u give me something 2 eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."

d owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods 4 people. I've never given anything away 4 nothing. However, if u go around d back, u will see a gallon of paint n a clean paint brush. If u will paint my porch, I will give u a good meal."

So d bum goes around back n a while later he again knocks on d door. d owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. d cook will bring your meal right in."

d bum says, "Thank u very much. Bt there's something dat I think u should know. It's not a porch u got there. It's a BMW."

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