A woman in d bar says that she wants 2 have plastic surgery 2 enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, u don't need surgery 2 do that. I know how 2 do it without surgery."
d lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled d lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, bt it worked 4 ur ass."
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