Merry Christmas Quotes Merry Christmas Wishes Greetings Christmas Wishes Greetings Quotes SMS Text Messages

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don't worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

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Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,
CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,
FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY
PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Best Morning Wishes Lovely morning greetings Good morning Text messagse

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!


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Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.

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Boys vs Girls Comic Jokes Funny Text Messages

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

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Heart Touching Romantic Birthday Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life's Best Things For You

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My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birthday***

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Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar

jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye

itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

 

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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?

Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.

Customer: Aur ye dusri?

Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.

Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay

deti hai?

Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...

 

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.

 

Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.

 

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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel

       Kameenay,

 

           Kuttay

 

             Behaya

 

Sharam nhi aati

 

 

 

Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?

 

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Sweet Lovely Cute Birthday Greetings Wishes Messages

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

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**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you

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New & Sweet Funny Jokes Funny Text Messages Sardar Jokes Messages

A boy and a girl were sitting in a garden.
Suddenly a Dag kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na mnaao to me bhi?
Girl: Ok par sambhal k jana kahin kutta kaat na le...!

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Height oF adaB:

Main sirF yE socH kr papeR khali dey atA hun Faraz!

k kahin Teacherz ye na kahen k aggon jawab denda a....

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Deadly IQ Question:

Pathan to Sardar: "Where is abu dabi?"

Sardar: "jithay ami dabi, oday naal e zra pran kr k Abu dabi."

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1 Sardar ki apni baap se larai ho gai.
Wo bohat ghusay main apne baap ki tasveer le
k ghar se nikla.
Us ne baap ki tasveer qabristaan me laga di or
neechay likh dia
"COMING SOON"

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