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A man was in restaurant and felt that
he needs to pass gas, music was on in loud sound,
he passed gas after that he noticed
that everyone was gazing at him,
and then he came to know that he was listening songs on his iPod.

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Once husband and wife were setting their computer password
Husband said, put mypenis and after listening wife laughed
by seeing error on the computer,
its not enough.

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Once husband and wife were setting their computer password
Husband said, put mypenis and after listening wife laughed by seeing error on the computer, its not enough.

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y were males created b4 females?
Cos u always need a rough draft b4 d final copy.

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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue all over u...wanna feel u in my mouth...yep, tat's how you...eat an ice cream!

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs 2 track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as 1 of d dogs is reading this.

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There was a cop on his horse waiting 2 cross d road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' d cop said, ''did Santa bring it 2 u?''

''Yep,'' d little boy said, ''he sure did!''

d cop looked at d bike n while handing d boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa 2 put a license plate on d back of it.''

2 go along with d cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse u got their sir,
did Santa bring it 2 u?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said d cop.

d little boy looked up at d cop n said, ''Next ar tell Santa 2 put
the dick underneath d horse instead of on top.''

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A woman in d bar says that she wants 2 have plastic surgery 2 enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, u don't need surgery 2 do that. I know how 2 do it without surgery."

d lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled d lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, bt it worked 4 ur ass."

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A bum comes up 2 d front door of a very expensive house n raps gently on d door. When d rich owner answers, d bum asks him, "Please, sir, could u give me something 2 eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."

d owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods 4 people. I've never given anything away 4 nothing. However, if u go around d back, u will see a gallon of paint n a clean paint brush. If u will paint my porch, I will give u a good meal."

So d bum goes around back n a while later he again knocks on d door. d owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. d cook will bring your meal right in."

d bum says, "Thank u very much. Bt there's something dat I think u should know. It's not a porch u got there. It's a BMW."

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Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Birthday Messages Birthday Wishes Romantic Birthday Wishes

Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.
Happy Birthday My Love!

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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
 Wishing you a wonderfully sunny birthday

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Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world.

It's as easy to stay in love with you as it was to fall in love.

Happy Birthday my love!

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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.

Generous, loyal, always kind,
To your outer layer blind.
Surely, opposite of rude,
My beating heart I must include.

On your birthday, my love for you,
From the clouds, a perfect view.
Moments, memories, a year gone by,
I'm here for you, don't you cry.

My love for you, lives by the truth,
Always keeps me, in my youth.
When it sees, our trust and hope,
It climbs and conquers any slope.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Cute Good Morning Wishes Quotes

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.

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Plz come out from room!
So that sun can rise,flowers can blossom,
birds can sing,bcoz all r waiting 2 see ur
beautiful SMILE;Good morning!

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Our life is like a good movie. Harmonious combination
of picture and sound. Like a movie without music,
 my life will be incomplete without you. Good morning.

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Always welcome a new day with a Smile
on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good
Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a
 WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...

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Mother's Day Wishes Mother's Day Quotes Mother Day Greetings Sayings Text Messages

Ma,
We wish we could tell you,
Ma that how much you mean to us....
We have no words to say about
how much we appreciate you...
how much we admire you...
how much we thank you
for everything you've done.
We love you so much Ma...
Happy Mother's Day

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A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Wishing you happy mother's day

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Mom, without you, there would be no me.
Your love, your attention, your guidance,
have made me who I am.
Without you, I would be lost,
wandering aimlessly,
without direction or purpose.
You showed me the way
to serve, to accomplish, to persevere.
Without you, there would be an empty space
I could never fill, no matter how I tried.
Instead, because of you,
I have joy, contentment, satisfaction and peace.
Thank you, mom.
I have always loved you
and I always will.

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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

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Good Night Messages Good Night Wishes Good Night Quotes Cute & Lovely good Night SMS Text Messages

Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

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Look back at all that we held dear
And keep your head held high.
Shed no tears and know, My Love
That this is not Good-bye.

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As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.

I told some ghosts to dance in white,

& 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula

2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Friendship Messages Friendship Quotes Friendship Text Messages Friendship Funny Jokes

NICE DOST "HATH "

AUR "ANKH"KI TARAH

HOTTEY HAIN,

JAB "HATH" KO TAQLEEF

HOTI HAI TO ANKAH

ROTI HAI, AUR JAB "ANKH"

ROTI HAI TO HATH ANSOO

PONCHTA HAI.

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logon ko aksar yeh

ketay suna hai key

zinda rahay to phir

milain gay laiken

aap se mil ker aisa

lagta hay keh miltay

rahay tou zinda

 rehain gay.

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HAR KARZ DOSTI KA

ADA KON KARA GA

HUM NA RAHAIN GE

TO WAFA KARE GA

KON ,

AY KHUDA MERE DOSTON

KO SALAMAT RAKHNA

WARNA MERE JEENE

KI DUA KON KARE GA.

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BAAT BAAT PE

TO ROTH JATE HAIN

UNSE KAHO K HATH

ANJANE MEI CHOT

JATE HAIN,

ITNA NAZUK HAI

YE DOSTI KA

RISHTA K HASTE

HADTE B HI DIL

TOOT JATE HAIN.

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Good Night Greetings Good Night Quotes Good Night Wishes Sweet Romantic Good Night SMS Text Messages

DIL MAIN YADON

KI TARHA ,
AANKON MEIN AANSU

KI TARHA,

TUM MERE PASS HO .,

PHOOLON MEIN

KHUSHBO KI TARHA..

GOOD NIGHT

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ZINDGI KISI KI

AMANAT NAHI HOTI

AMANAT ME KABHI KHAYANA

NAHI HOTI ,DIL ZARA

DEKH KAR LAGANA

DOSTO ISHQ KI KAID

MEIN KABHI ZAMANT

NAHI HOTI .

GooD NighT!

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U KNOW WHAT ,

IN THE WHOLE

WORLD THER E

IS NO SUCH

DARLING WHOM

I LOVE AND I WANT

THE WHOLE WORLD TO

THAT I WILL NEVER

FORGET U!
GOOD NIGHT
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IF U DLIVE TO

BE A HUNDRED

I WANT TO BE A

HUNDRED MINUS

ONE DAY SO I

DINT HAVE TO

LIVE A DAY

WITHOUT U
GOOD NIGHT
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Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Morning Prayers Cute and Lovely Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
 I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
(*) Good Morning (*)

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Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive god's gift of life.
Good Morning!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue,
to keep me company so there's no need to worry.
Through good and bad, I know,
I have a friend so dear, so true,
and that friend is you. Take care!

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Funny Text Messages Funny Jokes Funny Greetings Fun Text Messages Jokes Funny Poetry SMS Text Messages

Aik Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara tou logon ne us se pucha Kiun kia huwa khan sahab?

Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai paani ubaal k piyo..

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Ye 1 sacha waqia hai ignore mat karna

Shah Faisal Colony me 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki, kuch dino bad dono mein larai ho gai, 1 din larka larki ko mar rha tha larki ne bachne k lie churi uthai tou wo larkay ko lag gai or wo mar gya.
Larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gai, usne khwab mein dekha k 1 baba keh rhe hein "Beta tere kapro pe khoon k daagh hain tumhain to police pakar le gi." Larki boli Baba ab mein kaya karun tou baba ne kaha "Daro mat"


"Surf Excel hai Na"

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Kbhi kbhi dil chahta
Hai
K
is dunya main jo aap say
ziada khubsurat hai usay
jaan se maar dun,

 Magar........

Kya karun...



Islam me khud khushi bhi tou haram hai:-)

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 ('.') Lo ji
<)(>arz
_/ \_ kia hai

Duniya me bohat Dard-o-Tanhai hai

\('',)/" wah
  \  \  wah
 _/''''\_ wah

Zalimo tum b msg karo meri koi muft
ki kamai hai.

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True Friendship SMS Friendship Messages Friendship Greetings Friendship Quotes and peotry

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

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I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U

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We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.
 
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